Tuesday, May 31, 2011

If You Buy the Dress...


Sometimes inspiration comes from the strangest places.  Like a little dress store, for example.

A few weeks ago, I was shopping with a friend (this is also known as Stage 3 Writing Avoidance), and the cutest dress caught my eye.  It was blue and gray satin with some fun beadwork detail around the waistline.  So of course, I started making up excuses in my head about WHY I should have this dress. 

“Eureka!  I could wear it to a film premiere for my movie!  Yeah!”  The thought of buying a dress for the premiere of a film that hasn’t even been made yet is pretty presumptuous.  Will the dress still fit by then?  I know the answer to that – NO!  Especially if I keep pounding back the cherry cokes and mini-chocolate donuts like I have been.  Ugh.

I’ve convinced myself that it was a good purchase using a Kevin Costner, Field-of-Dreams-style mantra.  Instead of “if you build it, they will come,” it’s now, “if I buy the dress, the movie will be made.”  Ridiculous, I know.  But what can I say?  Sometimes a girl just hopes for the ridiculous.  

Strangely enough, after the dress purchase, I completed the second draft of my screenplay, and am now nearly finished with my third.  Coincidence?  My little dress and I don’t think so.  ;)